Eligibility by Lance Hendrickson

I generally don't drink coffee. Once in a great while, sure, but I don't think I've ever once had a secretary get me any, and when Janie makes -- made, rather -- cappuccino or latte or whatever the hell it was in the morning, I went for juice instead. So, I think the mug collection and the Braun should go with her, and I'll just keep the juicer and the glasses. We haven't talked about it, but it sounds about right, and I think she'll go along with it.

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